I think engineers are sexy. The smarter a person the more capacity to please.

I only have sex with engineers

I feel bad for that dude on the sign. He ain't ever gonna get laied.

I have sex with your hot wife also ::

I'm an engineering student...and painfully celibate.

I'm in marketing and upset about how engineers get all the hot women so I created this advertisement.

Engineer != nerd without social skills.

I'm an engineer who gave up on measuring flow rate because I lay my pipe too many times a day.

i am sex and i can wait until you're an engineer to say i don't wish to have sex any longer because you waited too long.

It's gonna be the future soon, I won't always be this way, when the the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away.

He only has sex with his left and right hands.

I'm a female engineer, and I can tell you that engineers have better sex =)

its all good, cause as an engineer when you keep getting older your girlfriends keep gettin younger

I think what they're getting at is not knocking up your teenage girlfriend and getting stuck with parental responsibilities that get in the way of getting an education.

Engineers make pretty good money, so they generally end up having sex. The funny part about this post is that poor kid thinking he's gonna get his degree.

money rules everything around me... and stfu all the ones that didnt pass math class. see y at walmart trying to master the register suckas

Elec Engineering student 4th year. i have more sex than any one here

I'm an engineer and spy is sappin mah sentry

I like turtles

I hate all of you. Just saying.